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07-10-2006, 03:20 AM
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WoWguru.com and Zboard contest
How to enter:
To be eligible to win, we want to see your best Top 10 List of things that have to do with WoW. Let us see your originality and creativity as you come up with your own Top 10 List. This could include: Top 10 rumors, Top 10 ways to pay for your WoW subsription, Top 10 things to do when the servers are down for maintenance, anything you can think to list in a humorous or true way. You will need to submit your top ten list as well as your email address, full name, and WoWguru.com forum account name to Contest@wowguru.com
For full contest info please visit http://www.wowguru.com/contest/Contest.php
Please submit all official entries to the contest link above, any lists posted here without being sent to the contest link will not be considered for the contest.
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07-10-2006, 03:22 AM
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Contributed by Xaja.
Top ten ways to know you're done playing WoW
10: You have blisters on your left thumb from pressing the space bar too often
9: you no longer have any PTO left at work
8: Lvl 60 is here, now what?
7: you lost your job and cant afford the 15$ a month
6: your online girl friend left you for someone with more gold
5: You no longer need a group of 40 to beat onyxia
4: your children are now lovingly called gnomes
3: your wife thinks your cheating on her because you just got the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker
2: your friends stopped playing 6 months ago
1. You recently had your right hand chopped off while trying to dislodge the neighbors cat from your lawn mower
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07-20-2006, 12:46 AM
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Contributed by Fiery
Top 10 Reasons To Get Other People To Pay for WoW Monthly For You
10 Bribe them with pizza
9 Tell them that WoW is great
8 You give them gold!
7 15 bucks, no problem!
6 WoW or GW, WOW!
5 Your my uncle!
4 Cheetos for WoW?
3 My credit card is lost at the Darkmoon Faire
2 The Hordes will get you!
1 I lost my subscription while healing.
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07-24-2006, 02:41 PM
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Top 10 ways to ninja loot and show it off
10. Roll need on a bop item.. regardless of armor class or value.
9. Roll need on a bop item.. except this time disenchant it and AH the shard.
8. Master loot the boss, snach and grab.
7. "pass on bop" ... then /take it
6. Leave the party, take the gold from a raid boss.. 36 gold in 2 mins
5. Ninja some Mc/bwl/aq/naxx loot... then /gquit
4. if your the guild leader.. Loot and disband the guild
3. pretend your a china farmer who dosent speak english.. need > greed
2. Ninja the item, then proceed to link it in guild chat.. untill booted
and lastly ... 1. Take an item... and blame it on the voices in your head
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07-28-2006, 05:01 AM
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Contributed by DraquLa_
Top 10 ways to pay for a WoW subsription
Use your school money that your parents gave you.
Get a loan from your mother.
Steal your father's credit card.
Fool your parents into leaving you alone and steal their credit cards.
Sell your account for $150 ,buy a new WoW account ,and play for 10 months.
Be a gold farmer.
Find a part time job, use the money from job to go on evening raids.
Beg money from your guildmates.
Wait for holidays and use the money that you get from relatives.
Get a job as a GM for WoW and play free forever.
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08-07-2006, 01:36 PM
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Contributed by Matrics
10. Pubes (You must be Eric Cartman to try this)
9. Paycheck/allowance/alimony check/whatever... just make it "steady stream of income"
8. Be an in-game whore - this goes into the "less legal" category
7. The 20 bucks you got from winning a bud light drinking bet (hey, you can keep the beerbelly)
6. Start a fundraise for the "Help save *insert your name here*'s orc shaman" fund. Go around and ask your 60 year old neighbours, who don't know what the hell that is. Tell them it's a rare form of cancer.
5. Use the combined revenue of your 3 websites to finance your addiction <- I am here
4. In case you're just getting a job, if the contract is negotiable, demand that it include a clause along the lines of "Due to the stressful nature of the job, the Employer agrees to provide the Employee with means to relax in the form of an unlimited WoW subscription" or some other legal bull - I'm not too good at making this stuff up...
3. Look under the couch pillows after a (frat) party (Biohazard CAUTION: money might not be the only thing you find)
2. Hold raffles at work/school/senior asylum/whereever giving away 3-month subscriptions to WoW. Then either hold your end of the bargain and hope you get enough people to make it worth your while, or run with the money.
1. If you're an Alliance do-gooder, build a working Cold Fusion Reactor with 130% efficiency (:p) and sell the electricity. If you're a proud Horde warrior (or evil genius), build a lunar base with a giant laser... or mass driver (read: slingshot) and hold Blizzard at ransom.
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08-08-2006, 03:01 AM
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contributed by Archemilles
10.Making people leave battlegrounds, then tracking them down and camping their bodies. No one escapes you.
9.Adding another tally next to Shegva's name on your pwned list.
8.Using the space, space, space trick in guild chat to make it look like Eilyse said, "I hate you all f*** this guild," getting her kicked from the guild.
7.Riding your mount around your level 39 friend.
6.Riding your epic mount around your level 59 friend.
5.Making videos of naked Goldshire boxing to hardcore rap songs.
4.Being the first alliance on your server to run Ragefire Chasm.
3.Getting crusader on your blacksmithing hammer.
2.Saving up your DKP for a Swift Zulian Tiger, and then parading around your group on it the second you leave the instance, yelling, "FREE EPIC MOUNT!!!!!!!"
1.Playing, just playing through the purity that is World of Warcraft for the first time in your life, knowing that you never want to do anything else.
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